Havent posted in a while, mainly due to the fact that BT and SKY are the two most incompetant companies in the world, however i think i may have been blacklisted from both now, ah well. All started off when the morons at Sky imputted my MAC code in wrong 3 times this locking my account so they couldnt do anything wp morons. So rang them got through to a snotty woman who basically told me what i already knew so ended up asking if her and all her mates there were retards to which she promptly slammed the phone down not before telling me she would make a note of what id said on my file. Next to BT who have cut my internet off on the 31st March and with Sky saying i wouldnt get it from them til the 9th April i asked why it they couldnt just run it for another couple of weeks so i wouldnt be without the tinternet.
Ended up being transferred to the back of beyond and he hadnt a clue of what i was talking about, to which i lost my temper and called him a "Fking Pri*k" and putting the phone down in a mega stress. So no pokes on the internet til the 9th
Went to a casino for the first time on Saturday with a couple of lads from work for the APAT event £20 freezeout, Card dead wasnt the half of it, the best hand id seen was JQdd on a board of Ah 2d 2h and folding to the table maniac.
Funny part of the day was when dealing the turn and river the final board read turn 2h River 2h we looked in amazement nice work i thought!
Made it past the first break with under half my starting chips, ran a bluff and stupidly showed it very next hand im on BB and flop top pair and push my measley stack into the pot one person folds a woman looks me up and down and says your bluffing again your at it i know you are, she calls and shows bottom pair, only for her to hit runner runner straight, wp you donk!
Waited around for one of lads he had got down to the last 9 with 8 places being paid, so i started up on a cash game first time id played in a casino have to say the standard was dire, it was £1 - £1 Pot Limit, only managed to play 2 hands as my sick run of poor cards continued. Got dealt 99 raised to £5 got one caller board comes K 2 8 he checks i C bet it another £5 he folds. Couple of hands later i get 99 again raise this time to £4 get 5 callers, i was thinking wtf! first card out 9h get in i thought! until the flop read 9h Ah 2h i check the other 5 check behind me, turn bring As i bet £8 bloke goes all in for £15 another guy calls £15 i call other £7, river is 5d i push my last £12 into the pot he calls saying i know im beat but i want to see what your playing with, i show my Boooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt, they show AK and AJ and not a heart between them! nice £85ish pot, just as i won that Tom had finished with his AA all in pre being called by JJ and the JJ spiking a straight on the river.
Was a top day /night to be fair although would have loved to stay longer but had to get the last train back, hopefully wont be too long before i can rinse these drunked donks again!